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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:10 pm | |
| Jedna žena sjedi u avionu pored svećenika. “Oče”, reče ona, “mogu li vas zamoliti za uslugu?” “Rado, ako ću biti u mogučnosti, kćeri moja.” “Znate, kupila sam jedan jako skup i posebno dobar aparat za depilaciju,ali on je još posve nov i sad se bojim da ću na carini morati puno platiti. Biste li ga mogli sakriti ispod svoje halje?” “Mogao bih, kćeri, ali problem je: ja ne mogu lagati. Nego, dajte mi taj aparat, nešto ću već smisliti.” Žena je pomislila: “Nekako će se već srediti”, i dala mu je aparat. Na aerodromu upita carinik svečenika da li ima nešto za prijaviti. “Od glave do struka nemam ništa za carinjenje, sine moj!” uvjereno će svečenik. Ponešto zbunjen upita carinik: “A od struka nadolje?” “Tu dolje”, reče svećenik, “imam jedan aparat za žene, koji još nikada nije upotrijebljen.” Carinik se glasno nasmije i vikne: “Sljedeći molim…”!!! | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:10 pm | |
| Tri sestre stare 92, 94 i 96 godina žive u zajedničkoj kući. Jedne noći najstarija sestra uspe vodu u kadu da se okupa. Kada je zakoračila u kadu zastala je i viknula sestrama: – Jesam li ja pošla da se okupam ili sam već završila?? Srednja sestra viknu: – Nemam pojma, evo me dolazim gore da vidim. Kada je zakoračila na stepenice, zaustavi se i viknu sestrama: – Jesam li ja krenula uz stepenice il…i sam pošla nazad?? Najmlađa sestra sedi u kuhinji, srče čaj i sluša svoje sestre. Odmahnu glavom i promumla: – Nadam se da ja neću nikada postati tako zaboravna, te kucnu tri puta na drveni sto za sreću. Potom viknu sestrama: – Sad ću ja doći gore da vam obema pomognem, samo da vidim ko to kuca na vrata! | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:12 pm | |
| Ovako je to nekako bilo kad je Bog stvarao Svijet Bog stvori magarca i reče: Ti ćeš se zvati magarac. …Rintat ćeš po cijeli dan i zvat će te glupim. Živjet ćeš 20 godina. Magarac odgovori: Uh, to ne zvuči kao dobar život. Mogu li ja živjeti 5 godina? I Bog pristane. Zatim Bog stvori psa. Bog reče psu: Ti ćeš se zvati pas, živjet ćeš kao podčinjena životinja, hranit ćeš od ostataka sa stola i čuvat ćeš kuću. Živjet ćeš 35 godina. Pas odgovori: To neće biti baš lako, mogu li ja onda živjeti samo 15 godina? I Bog pristane. Zatim Bog stvori papagaja. Bog reče papagaju: Ti ćeš se zvati papagaj. Sjedit ćeš u kutu dnevnog boravka, ponavljati ćeš sve što ljudi kažu i iritirati ćeš svakoga. Živjet ćeš 75 godina. Papagaj odgovori: Zvuči malo dosadno, a kako bi bilo da ja živim 50 godina? I Bog pristane. I onda je Bog stvorio muškarca… Bog reče muškarcu: Ti ćeš biti ljudsko biće, muškarac, i živjet ćeš odličan život. Bit ćeš mudar i pametan, i vladat ćeš i odlučivati sve na ovom svijetu. Živjet ćeš 20 godina. Muškarac odgovori: To zvuči kao jako dobar život, al’ zar ne bih mogao živjeti malo duže? (ovdje je muškarac po prvi put iskoristio svoju inteligenciju.) Mogu li dobiti onih 15 godina što je magarac odbio, onih 20 što ih je pas nije želio i onih 25 kojih se papagaj odrekao? I Bog pristane. Od tada muškarac živi odličan život dok ne napuni 20 godina. Slijedećih 15 godina rinta po cijeli dan, oženi se i zovu ga glupim. Zatim dobije djecu, živi od ostataka sa stola i čuva kuću slijedećih 20 godina. Zadnjih 25 godina sjedi u kutu dnevnog boravka, ponavlja sve što drugi kažu i iritira svakoga. | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:13 pm | |
| Što je Bog rekao Evi kad je pojela zabranjeno voće? - Krvavo ćeš mi platiti! A Eva upita: - Može u ratama? | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:14 pm | |
| Mali je Ivica silno želio 100 eura. Odlučio je za njih svaki dan moliti Boga, ali novac nije stizao. Zbog toga je odlučio Bogu napisati pismo. U pošti nisu znali kuda s pismom upućenim na Boga pa su ga proslijediti Vladi. Milanovića je pismo dirnulo pa je odlučio malome Ivici poslati 5 eura. Ivica se oduševio odgovorom, ali s obzirom na to da nije dobio 100 eura, odlučio je Bogu napisati pismo zahvale s opaskom: “Dragi Bože, hvala ti puno što si mi poslao novac, ali nemoj više molim te slati preko Vlade, maznuli su 95 eura!” | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sri srp 02, 2014 2:16 pm | |
| Polagali 13 kadeta za Policajca, i sada se sakupila komisija i tako oni stali u red, kad ce ti komisija prvom od 13: - “De nam ti reci jedno auto (marku auta).” Ovaj prvi ko iz topa rece JAGUAR, a ovaj drugi nije odmah skontao pa ce ti FEBRUAR. Treci MART, i tako oni svi redom ovaj dvanaesti kaze DECEMBAR a ovaj zadnji trinaesti sav se izgubio gleda u komisiju i sav drhti pa pruzi ruku komisiji i rece: - “SRETNA NOVA GODINA!” | |
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Mely_Kpopper Roxy
Broj postova : 3193 Age : 24 Lokacija : Seoul,South Korea Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 4 Registration date : 22.06.2012
| Naslov: Re: Spam pet srp 04, 2014 8:51 pm | |
| hhahha super su ( bar pretpostavljam jer mi se neda sve čitat xD) | |
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- Roxy
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| Naslov: Re: Spam pet srp 04, 2014 10:01 pm | |
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Mely_Kpopper Roxy
Broj postova : 3193 Age : 24 Lokacija : Seoul,South Korea Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 4 Registration date : 22.06.2012
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 1:19 pm | |
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:41 pm | |
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:42 pm | |
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:43 pm | |
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:44 pm | |
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:45 pm | |
| Could you check my pulse for me To see if I'm alive? Cuz every time that I am near you Is the only time I feel alright If there were any way I could think to turn back time I'd stay here with you Sometimes I sit and wonder Sometimes I feel like letting go All I know is no one should have to be alone | |
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- Roxy
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:45 pm | |
| I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone | |
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- Roxy
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| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:46 pm | |
| I want to be with you, you, you (with you) I only want to be with you, you, you (with you, with you, with you)
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:47 pm | |
| Tell me what's the point of life Is it material? Had everything I could ever want and probably more When I lay in bed at night All I do is think of you So when all this is gone what do I have to come home to? This life goes by so fast Pretty soon I'll grow old What would I have but some stories now that I have told No one to share them with And when it's all done What am I left with? Tell me what's left | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:47 pm | |
| I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:48 pm | |
| (MGK!) Leave me? (leave me?) How the fuck you gonna leave me? (leave me?) When I'm the one that's on TV With these girls screaming Outside with my CD And I'm begging? Naw baby, you're the one that can't keep me
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Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:48 pm | |
| Leave me? (leave me?) Girl how the fuck you gonna leave me? (leave me?) Uh?! you know I love you, when we fight and we argue I kiss and I hug you You push me back, you say that I'm trouble But every Bonnie got a Clyde with her | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:50 pm | |
| Every woman needs somebody that's gonna ride with her Yeah, and I can't go on staying alive if I'm alone Pick up the phone and say hello I'd rather die with her
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Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:50 pm | |
| Now my night's so cold When your heart is frozen Mine's exposed you know this Try to blame the fame for the way I've changed And you know those claims are bogus Baby it's not me, it's us Maybe now all we need is trust Maybe this Hennessey will solve our problems Baby pick it up | |
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Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:50 pm | |
| I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone (Die alone) I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:51 pm | |
| Could you check my pulse for me To see if I'm alive? | |
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- Roxy
Broj postova : 3060 Naj winx: : Reputacija: : 6 Registration date : 14.10.2011
| Naslov: Re: Spam sub srp 05, 2014 3:52 pm | |
| Could you check my pulse for me To see if I'm alive? Cuz every time that I am near you Is the only time I feel alright If there were any way I could think to turn back time I'd stay here with you Sometimes I sit and wonder Sometimes I feel like letting go All I know is no one should have to be alone
I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone
I want to be with you, you, you (with you) I only want to be with you, you, you (with you, with you, with you)
Tell me what's the point of life Is it material? Had everything I could ever want and probably more When I lay in bed at night All I do is think of you So when all this is gone what do I have to come home to? This life goes by so fast Pretty soon I'll grow old What would I have but some stories now that I have told No one to share them with And when it's all done What am I left with? Tell me what's left
I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone
(MGK!) Leave me? (leave me?) How the fuck you gonna leave me? (leave me?) When I'm the one that's on TV With these girls screaming Outside with my CD And I'm begging? Naw baby, you're the one that can't keep me
Leave me? (leave me?) Girl how the fuck you gonna leave me? (leave me?) Uh?! you know I love you, when we fight and we argue I kiss and I hug you You push me back, you say that I'm trouble But every Bonnie got a Clyde with her
Every woman needs somebody that's gonna ride with her Yeah, and I can't go on staying alive if I'm alone Pick up the phone and say hello I'd rather die with her
Now my night's so cold When your heart is frozen Mine's exposed you know this Try to blame the fame for the way I've changed And you know those claims are bogus Baby it's not me, it's us Maybe now all we need is trust Maybe this Hennessey will solve our problems Baby pick it up
I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone (Die alone) I don't want to be alone I don't want to die alone (die alone) I could fall apart here and now But I don't want to die alone
Could you check my pulse for me To see if I'm alive? | |
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